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Excerpts from two separate voicemails from strangers in Boca Raton for a person named Neal, left for my roommate, whose name also happens to be Neal:
Hey Neal, this is your brothers. Got your text message last night… Hey Neal, the beach is calling, we hope you’re on your way…..
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Something Enjoyable These Days
Any chance you get to see Patrick Raynor improvise, take it. He always plays the truth, gives generously onstage, and his eyes are always reveal a locked-in character. I find it something enjoyable these days! http://ioimprov.com/chicago/performers/patrick-raynor
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The Verbatim Info Summary of “It’s A Wonderful Life” on my cable:
It’s A Wonderful Life 7:00pm – 10:00pm A banker goes back in time.
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Uncle Dan story
This is my version of a story my Uncle Dan tells: The old man sat in the garage when he didn’t want to be around his wife. Which was always. When my Uncle Dan was a kid, he would … Continue reading
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Real Life Is Funnier Than Comedy Programs
This was on the USS Rock N Roll Blog Montag: One of my favorite improv class platitudes is “be real,” because the funniest moments in all of our lives come when we’re not trying, and real life just happens. Aspects … Continue reading
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I think my lover Chase Bank and I are headed for a rocky patch
This is some language from recent updates to my user account with my beloved Chase Bank. It came from a note sent to my personal message center, so I know it comes from the heart, and is just for me. … Continue reading
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